Heard in the Halls: Spring Break Edition // Sara Magers ’17 & Sara Bruner ’17
We were talking about the prison system and then all of the sudden I see this huge bird coming straight at me!
I’m so glad that was just a burp.
Heard in the Halls: February 2017 // McKenzie Riggs ’17
Gosh, I love taking selfies.
I think that breastmilk is vegan…
*eating* I don’t even know when I got this food.
Student 1: “I heard we have to run the mile today in PE” Student 2: “I can’t my ankle has the flu…”
You don’t pee in the shower?! That’s what I look forward to!!
I like paper napkins…
I just love N’Sync
When was the last time I washed this skirt?
I was so excited to have clam chowder for lunch! But when I got there, there wasn’t any clam chowder! Flik lied!
Heard in the Halls: September 2016 // McKenzie Riggs ’17
I might be a piece of trash, but I’m a nice piece of trash.
Is the water from the fountain the same water in the toilet?
Be sure to invite the boy because I’m going to have freshly plucked eyebrows.
I mean if I could be any bird, I would definitely be a vulture.
Mr. Brown: “Come up here and ask your questions, tell me your sad stories…
Student, under their breath: “I have a sad story for you. It’s called ‘My Life’.
Look at this giant erupting volcano on my forehead.
This is Assumption Hug School.