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Why Humans Should Evolve to Live in the Ohio River

Stelle Bensenhaver, Satire Columnist October 19, 2022

The Ohio River. A staple of Louisville’s primitive trade market, the Ohio River’s impact on Louisville today is prodigious. But what if we evolved to live IN it?  The advantages of living in the...

Blue Raspberry, The Fruit Mutant Turned Pop Culture Icon

Stelle Bensenhaver September 26, 2022

Blue Raspberry. Can any other two words describe a more all-American, summer type, faux fruit flavor? Since taking the world by storm in 1958, blue raspberry has cemented itself as an icon in the ICEE...

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